portadick

When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick

Also another term for strap on

Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."

Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."

portadick by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022

porchdick 

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

porchdick by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015

portafuck 

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

portafuck by Luke March 25, 2004

Perfadick 

The male organ of perfect length, width, size in general, and complection.

yo i was with james for the first time last night and he got a perfadick

Perfadick by lokiitaa January 9, 2010

permadick 

To be a permanent dick.

Phil has become a permadick.

permadick by Alex Demi October 30, 2007

PostDICKtal

a state of disorientation that follows intense sexual activities.

Elizabeth fucked me so good afterwards I was AOx0. I was so postDICKtal.

PostDICKtal by ManicMedic22 October 17, 2017

porcudick 

when a girl is such a whore if she had all the penises that have been on the inside of her on the outside.

she's a porcudick

porcudick by maddie morrow December 5, 2011