portadick

When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick

Also another term for strap on

Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."

Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."

by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022