When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick
Also another term for strap on
Also another term for strap on
Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."
by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022
The purgatory between NNPTC and the fleet. Your soul may be dead from the Rickover, but it will always get worse. Maybe you're here for 6 months, maybe six years. No matter what you do you'll be back one day.
The place is as depressing as it looks on the outside, weather you're looking at the concentration camp style buildings, or are inside wasting your life away praying for checkouts like a starving African child hoping for a cheezit crumb.
The place is as depressing as it looks on the outside, weather you're looking at the concentration camp style buildings, or are inside wasting your life away praying for checkouts like a starving African child hoping for a cheezit crumb.
"Hey wanna meet up at the bar this weekend?"
" I wish I could buy I'm stuck at NPTU and don't have a weekend for the next month."
" I wish I could buy I'm stuck at NPTU and don't have a weekend for the next month."
by Peterlemongello August 23, 2022