porchdick

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015

Porchdick

A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.

"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"

by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015

porch dick

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Porch dick

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 8, 2015

porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015