(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch
(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.
(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.
Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.
by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015
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"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
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