porcudick 

when a girl is such a whore if she had all the penises that have been on the inside of her on the outside.

she's a porcudick

porcudick by maddie morrow December 5, 2011

porchdick 

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

porchdick by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015

Porchedick 

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

Porchedick by Matt silver April 2, 2015

Porchdick 

A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.

"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"

Porchdick by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015

portadick

When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick

Also another term for strap on

Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."

Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."

portadick by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022