porcudick
when a girl is such a whore if she had all the penises that have been on the inside of her on the outside.
she's a porcudick
porcudick by maddie morrow December 5, 2011
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porchdick
(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch
(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.
(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.
porchdick by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015
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Porchedick
Porchedick by Matt silver April 2, 2015
Porchdick
A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.
"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"
Porchdick by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015
portadick
When you simultaneously get crabs and gonerrhea from the toilet seat while mosquitos swarm your dick
Also another term for strap on
Also another term for strap on
Woman: "Hey babe you ready to destroy this pussy?"
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."
Man: "Unfortunately not tonight, I went to a Kid Rock concert and caught portadick."
Woman, usually to another woman or mildly gay man: "Wanna do anal tonight?"
Woman or mildly gay man: "Sure but make sure you bring the portadick."
portadick by Peterlemongello April 22, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.