portafuck 

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

portafuck by Luke March 25, 2004

Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

Permafucked 

Being permanently Fucked.

"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."

Permafucked by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009

porkfuck

A fat fucker.
An annoying asshole who always seems to be the places where you need him least.

What the hell is this porkfuck doing here?

porkfuck by Forseti May 1, 2006

permafuck 

An adjective that means you do so many drugs that your brain is permanently fried. You forget how to do easy things, like remember to go to class or put your car in park.

Dude A: Hey dude did you see Cody at lunch today?

Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.

permafuck by poolmaster41 April 21, 2009

Pastafucker 

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.

Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.

Pastafucker by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012