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A fictional land from which all idiotic remarks, objects or persons are said to originate.
Yo, this nigga's straight out a porktown!
Porktown by Martin Font March 7, 2004
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PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.
PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007

porntongue 

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
porntongue by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009
/Porntoon/ (pôrn-to͞on)

noun
A pornographic cartoon. Much like Hentai (henˈtī) but in a broader sense of the word -- not restricted to Japanese style artwork only. A cartoon that involves overtly sexualized characters and sexually explicit images. Porntoon is usually accompanied by self-gratification through masturbation or other sexual acts of pleasure.
"Want to watch some adult cartoons?" "You mean porntoon?"
If you browse the internet long enough, you'll encounter porntoon.
Porntoon by NinjaSushi2 September 9, 2015

poontown 

A place on the world wide web (.net)where amateurs get together and show off what they like to do...SEX!
Welcome to poontown, the most interactive amateur adult website on the net...as a member you get pictures, videos, and live cam shows.
poontown by Master Z July 18, 2003
A girl so fine she gets you hard just by looking at her, like looking at porn
Dude, look at Olivia she's Pornton
pornton by bigballermax April 6, 2024