PornOWNED
What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
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Perrowned
1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
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PornOWNED • poonowned • pornowledge • Pronowned • Porno Wedding • porn pwned • Polyowned • Perjowned • Perrowned • pianowned
pornoed
When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.
pornoed by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014
porntined
When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.
Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
porntined by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021
Polyowned
The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon
Polyowned by the polyowned June 20, 2005
pornonado
Amy: Matt was telling us over dinner last night how many beads of sweat he counted 27 minutes 30 seconds into Debbie Does Dallas.
Zac: Yes, Matt does pride himself on being a pornonado.
Zac: Yes, Matt does pride himself on being a pornonado.
pornonado by Stunned Mullet August 20, 2013
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