PornOWNED

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

by Steve April 6, 2007

Perrowned

1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.

2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.

3) The act of adopting puppies.

"Dude, did you see the game last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out after the game and celebrated by perrowning."

by UVBlues September 23, 2009

pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.

Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.

by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

Polyowned

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon

"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"

by the polyowned June 20, 2005

Pozowned

1. To be owned by a chav. Usually a gobby youngster with an ASBO. Often reffered to as an As-Boy.

"You just got Pozowned, n00b"

by Sibbers December 3, 2005

pornonado

A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about porn.

Amy: Matt was telling us over dinner last night how many beads of sweat he counted 27 minutes 30 seconds into Debbie Does Dallas.
Zac: Yes, Matt does pride himself on being a pornonado.

by Stunned Mullet August 20, 2013