Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.
Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.
by AnonymousAsshole666 June 7, 2016
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A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....
by blahblahland February 28, 2008
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Port townsend is a small town in western washington...
many old people live here.....there is nothing to do.. port townsend and gig harbor can relate =!
Port townsend is so borrrrrrrrring
by trendy kim November 16, 2007
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a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...
port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..
by cocoachicken October 20, 2007
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a town where drugs are a huge issue..

a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..

A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.

Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!
by cocoachicken October 20, 2007
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