porntongue

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.

"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."

by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009

poontongue

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

ponytongue

when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue

jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.

by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009

Pornmonger

One who obtains and sells/trades pornography

"When Andy bought the Porn TV Channel, he successfully became a pornmonger"

by Balard!!! July 8, 2005

portoguese breakfast

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.

give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.

by hurbert g. April 30, 2007

porntogen

its a protogen made for fucking
very funny i know right

"yo bro have you watched the new porntogen tape"

by MajmunSaGrane February 15, 2025