pornton

A girl so fine she gets you hard just by looking at her, like looking at porn

Dude, look at Olivia she's Pornton

pornton by bigballermax April 6, 2024

porntop 

a laptop infested with pornography

my porntop is full of good lesbian porn

porntop by kyledwilson March 24, 2008

poontongue 

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

porntined 

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

porntined by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

Poynton 

An irreverent village situated between Macclesfield and Stockport. An attempt at 'home counties' coming to Cheshire. Inhabitants of this village attempt to be both cool and posh; yet fail, in a largely arrogant/ in an over compensating manor. The village attempts to be contemporary, with an outrageous collection of overpriced coffee shops and poor 'boutiques'. There is literally nothing to do in this village, a predicament that leads most of the juvenile villagers to turn to boozing in strange public places, and cannabis. Most odd, is that lots of the young inhabitants from neighbouring places come here to meet up. While lots of chavvy scummy inhabitants from the ex-council house part of town hang around the high school to long, and usually go out with local Yr 10 & Yr 11 slags.

"man im sooo high, im gonna need at least 1 whole pack of cookies to quench these massive munchies" - stood inside co-op, Poynton
"lets go Deva or Tip 'ill and get drunk then walk pointlessly around Poynton"
" i have such a hangover- lets go buy a coffee in Poynton Villaaage nd talk about our dullardy lives "
"aww yea lets go villllage"

Poynton by bargaincunter February 25, 2012

Poonton 

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.

Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!

Poonton by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010

porntential 

A situation in real life that resembles the set up for a scene in a porno.

The pizza delivery person was very attractive, there was definite porntential.

porntential by foole_of_hearts July 23, 2010