porntato 

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

porntato by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

couch porntato 

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

couch porntato by Tcan73 October 9, 2018

pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

pornato by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

Pornatoligist by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

Poontato 

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

Poontato by Smarkles December 14, 2012

porktato 

The amalgam of starchy food solids fillings which frequently have a meat flavor and are commonly found within Pierogis, Won Tons, and their ilk.

Most often seen in free food offered at hotel and bar happy hours.

Aww yeah, porktato pierogis and free beer!

porktato by Mr. Peach, III July 8, 2009

Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

Portato by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011