porntato

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 9, 2018