porktato

The amalgam of starchy food solids fillings which frequently have a meat flavor and are commonly found within Pierogis, Won Tons, and their ilk.

Most often seen in free food offered at hotel and bar happy hours.

Aww yeah, porktato pierogis and free beer!

by Mr. Peach, III July 8, 2009

porntato

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 9, 2018

Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

Portato

A word used to describe GLaDOS in Portal 2, where she is strapped to a potato battery, and stuck to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Person 1: Dude, why do you have a potato on your portal gun?

Person 2: It's a Portato Gun! With all the powers of Portals, GLaDOS, and Potatos!

by Mistia June 14, 2011

Portato

1. A potato that has gone thorough the process of teleportation.

2. A very very uncommon term for ones buttocks used only by people named Kameron.

1. Boy: Where the heck did my lunch go!? Girl: It must have been a portato.

2. Kameron: Son of @#$%&!!! The dog bit me in the portato!

by RedHerring1290 May 21, 2011

Porkatorium

A small Italian Villa, often serving low priced meals and an otherwise expensive area.

I was a little low on cash, so I thought I would swing by the porkatorium for a plate of meatballs and cheese.

by Sonia Timmons October 25, 2007