couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 10, 2018

Hootatarian

A person who makes a conscious decision to change their life to revolve around all things Hoot related..

Friend: He just bought six bongs,four tie dye t-shirts and ten boxes of Oreos! Me: Thats crazy;since pot has become legal Dave has sure become a full blown Hootatarian..

by Tcan73 October 21, 2018