Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012

poontata

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.

"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD

by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

porntato

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.

Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.

by Last-droP May 14, 2008

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004