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a person that will always take the opportunity to look at their friends internet history when using their computer
John: "Hey, can I just check my email on your laptop?"

Doug (passes laptop to John): "Sure thing, here you go, don't pornspy me though dude"

John: "No probs, won't be a mo" (...Tools/Options/Privacy/Cookies)
pornspy by fieldingmellish April 24, 2009
Words you can keep

Pornspring 

When one posts links to unusually grotesque pictures of pornography via formspring.com. It is usually done anonymously and to someone that the sender does not like.
Person 1:"Ali just signed into her formspring, and in her inbox she found a link to www.tubgirl.com"

Person 2:"Oh man, she totally got pornspringed!"
Pornspring by JUDYizm March 2, 2010

Pornspring 

The act of going anonymous on formspring and spamming a persons inbox with sexually related questions
Anon: Blow me or get anal?
nottarealuser81: wow u make my page a pornspring account
Pornspring by wowimcoolchick January 23, 2011

Pornspotting 

Watching TV while simultaneously watching porn on a cell phone or other device, so you have something good to watch during the commercials or boring parts of a show.
I was pornspotting for the first ten minutes of that movie you loaned me.
Pornspotting by Susheelover November 9, 2013

pornsplosion

n. a huge, sudden influx of porn onto a computer as a result of a computer virus.
As soon as the computer's firewall was disabled by the virus, the desktop was hit by a terrifying pornsplosion of sensuous jpegs.
pornsplosion by Labrynthine November 20, 2010

PornSpammer 

Assholes who go to websites just to post links to or spam about pornsites they just went to or are advertising for. even though no one gives a shit. Commonly found on sites like youtube or possibly myspace
Dude#1: Hey dude i was on youtube yesterday, and some guy posted a link to something on my channel.

Dude#2: what was it dude?

Dude#1: a pornsite! viruses messed up everything!

Dude#2: Damn PornSpammers
PornSpammer by RandomBlackGuy June 14, 2009

Pornspiracy 

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.
Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.
Pornspiracy by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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