BaconMastert's definitions

Prejection

When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.

I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

antiruditude

Disliking people that are rude for no reason. Politely telling rude people how rude they are when they display rude behavior and suggesting they be less rude because being polite is better.

Antiruditude dudes prefer polite women, learn some manners or you might get yelled at by a antirude dude in a bad mood.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.

M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Pornrassment

Getting harassed or bullied by a porn star/porn site for little or no reason. Victims of this form of harassment are usually unable to get it to stop and the Pornrassers will go to ridiculous lengths to harass, bully, and make someones life hard. They will talk about the harassed behind his back and will lie about what they have done to the victim and will deny guilt at all costs. Pornrassment makes sense to the porn stars, but not to the person they are harassing.

Pornrassment is a rare but cruel thing porn stars do to show their dislike of someone.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

tentsession

Someone who is obsessed with being anti-tent. They hate tents and they don't want anyone else to like tents. Its best not to bring up tents with a tentsessionist, unless you want a 3 hour long lecture on why you shouldn't like tents.

I don't give a crap about tents and you can't convert me to your tentsession movement.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016