39 definitions by BaconMastert
To be rejected by a porn star and have your privacy betrayed by her porn site. They will talk about you behind your back and will lie to you about whats happening and cover up for the porn star even though it is wrong.
Getting pornjected is frustrating because only your privacy has been invaded and nobody will tell you the truth.
by BaconMastert September 23, 2016
A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.
Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
by BaconMastert November 22, 2016
Jacqueline,
please don't take my money,
please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.
Don't come to my house unannounced,
I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it
please don't take my money,
please don't pound my friends or anyone that looks like me.
Don't come to my house unannounced,
I'm sorry I like you and I'm not good enough
If you hate please don't ruin my life
There is no comparison to Jacqueline
Don't prove that you hate me
I will take your word for it
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.
Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016