Definitions by BaconMastert

Extermination Allowance

Allocating funds to destroy the life of an individual. Using money, connections, manpower, and knowledge of any weakness to ruin someone. The more resources at your disposal the more elaborate the plan can be to destroy a life. Teamwork and dedication to the cause also plays a part, facing blatant cruelty and being severely outnumbered will cause a single person to feel hopeless and afraid. How the money is spent depends upon several factors. How cruel is the life ruiner? Is he willing to break the law or exploit any vulnerabilities the intended victim may have? Cutting off any support system that the victim has, turning family and friends against him so he will be alone in his suffering. Psychologically torturing him to the point that you crush his confidence and kill his self esteem will cause his life to be miserable and leave him with no hope of recovering.

The higher your Extermination Allowance, the more pain and suffering you can cause.

Extermination Allowance by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

huggie wuggie 

When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.

Everyone loves to get a huggie wuggie because everyone loves nailing hot chicks.

huggie wuggie by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

Psychicspy Matchmaker by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

stinky blow job 

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

stinky blow job by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

stickbutt 

Getting a stick or some other object lodged in your rectum.

I was so bored and ended up getting stickbutt

stickbutt by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

knocking etiquette 

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

knocking etiquette by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

hazina

Ruiner of lives, fucker of friends, invader of homes, porn trash gang member, russian, likes men that wear jean shorts, professional butt pictures, moral retard, tard smiler, incapable of honesty, leg spreading point prover, slutty and proud, liar and denier, tent's bane

hazina is a not a very nice young lady

hazina by BaconMastert October 3, 2016