cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

Dislam

Someone who critisises the Islamic religion or any Muslim

Publishing those cartoons was severely dislamic, no wonder they were pissed

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

dog's leg

A large erect penis

Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

pornspy

a person that will always take the opportunity to look at their friends internet history when using their computer

John: "Hey, can I just check my email on your laptop?"

Doug (passes laptop to John): "Sure thing, here you go, don't pornspy me though dude"

John: "No probs, won't be a mo" (...Tools/Options/Privacy/Cookies)

by fieldingmellish April 24, 2009