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when your friend asks you what a sext meant and you translate it in easy to understand terms

Let me pornsplain this for you: when Boo said he likes watching the travel while he’s giving you what you need, he’s talking about how he likes how your ass jiggles when he’s hitting it from the back.

Pornsplain by illiter8too February 15, 2018

Words you can keep

Pornspring

When one posts links to unusually grotesque pictures of pornography via formspring.com. It is usually done anonymously and to someone that the sender does not like.

Person 1:"Ali just signed into her formspring, and in her inbox she found a link to www.tubgirl.com"

Person 2:"Oh man, she totally got pornspringed!"

Pornspring by JUDYizm March 2, 2010

Related Words

Pornsplain • pansplain • Perpsplain • Pornspring • Painsplainer • painsplaining • POGsplaining • Polisplaining • Potsplain • punsplain

Pornspring

The act of going anonymous on formspring and spamming a persons inbox with sexually related questions

Anon: Blow me or get anal?
nottarealuser81: wow u make my page a pornspring account

Pornspring by wowimcoolchick January 23, 2011

Perpsplain

1: Counter factual role reversal of victim and perpetrator.

2: An attempt by any person to perpetuate a counterfactual narrative.

Don't perpsplain! We all know your grandmother was trying to help you by letting you live in the basement for free. You burned her house down because you're psycho, not because she deserved it!

Perpsplain by blakrabyte October 22, 2022

Perpsplain

When a perpetrator explains their actions towards a victim as if the victim is actually the perpetrator and the perpetrator is actually the victim.

The grandson perpsplained his reason for burning down his grandparent's home after he lit flammable liquids just outside their bedroom door.

Perpsplain by blakrabyte October 22, 2022

POGsplaining

Someone who is a POG and tries explaining to a non POG how dangerous the military is while training or in combat, but holds an MOS that does not warrant being in actual warfare training or combat.

This guy was POGsplaining to me how dangerous fording a river is, knowing full well I was in the Infantry.

POGsplaining by TheLegendaryKillaK March 18, 2022

Pansplain

When a pansexual tries to explain how bisexuality works to a bisexual person with misinformation and biphobic stereotypes.

Tim tries to pansplain to Emily how her bisexuality doesn't include nonbinary despite Emily being bisexual for over twenty five years. Tim ignores sixty years of bisexual history and uses biphobic and transphobic definitions he found on Tumblr

Pansplain by BiBiBiphobia April 12, 2023

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026