Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

by Ant April 23, 2005

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 05, 2004

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

by ant July 05, 2004

poodlefaking

to fornicate (in the gerund), fucking (verb only)

We wuz poodlefaking on the sofa when my bad ass little sister barged in.

by Ant July 17, 2003

Killa Cam

Cam'ron (Cameron Giles)

I'm still the man, word to Killa Cam

by Ant February 18, 2004

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant November 11, 2007

420

420 crew reppin'

420 holla

by ant March 10, 2003