2 definitions by Mnc & Lr

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.
Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/
by Mnc & Lr September 2, 2007
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a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is
man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.
by Mnc & Lr September 3, 2007
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