porniment 

Prominent porn element.

I simply can't allow this porniment to discuntinue.

porniment by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008

Pornumentary 

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

pornament by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

Poonitentiary 

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

Poonitentiary by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

Pernament

The meaning of long lasting
Not Permanent, PERNAMENT!!

“This sharpie on the wall is Pernament!”

Pernament by M. H. M July 4, 2023

pornament

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

pornament by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006

porntential 

A situation in real life that resembles the set up for a scene in a porno.

The pizza delivery person was very attractive, there was definite porntential.

porntential by foole_of_hearts July 23, 2010