“did you just make a porn star argument?”
“Yes. Just cause the computer got an update and looks different, doesn’t mean it’s better. Just look at Jenna Jameson’s before and after pics.
Therefore I win by way pornument !”
“Yes. Just cause the computer got an update and looks different, doesn’t mean it’s better. Just look at Jenna Jameson’s before and after pics.
Therefore I win by way pornument !”
by Favorpoints May 13, 2018
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The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
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