by eleanorofa April 06, 2010
by grammar-chiefs July 01, 2011
Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
by Katie Oh! December 05, 2006
Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls
Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 20, 2006
An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
by Nick Vino December 24, 2008
The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
That tree is pornamented.
by toolong2care January 13, 2015
1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"
Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
by berthabear27 December 22, 2009