The use of sex toys to decorate a Christmas tree.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
Person 1) Is that a dildo on your tree?
Person 2) Yup. It's been pornamented.
That tree is pornamented.
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Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
by Katie Oh! December 7, 2006
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My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.
by tidycat72 December 8, 2009
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Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!
by Springbreaker December 21, 2006
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Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.
(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks was so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".
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