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pornfetti 

#Pornfetti, are the individual #andor, collective term for wives of the same retinue #andor, #fetlifefamily. Wives in heaven they always cum in threes and often sprinkle and season each other upon each other perpetually as possessors of the fantasy life compiled and realized by the Man or oracle of God the husband #andor bridegroom the head of the #fetlifefamily. Common practice during initial unification with such a family include quinceaneras Raves revivals and weddings where assessments and ritual hazing is more than permitted it is its own requisite.#Pornfetti, are the individual who smh collective term for wives of the same retinue #andor, #fetlifefamily. Wives in heaven they always cum in threes and often sprinkle and season each other upon each other perpetually as possessors of the fantasy life compiled and realized by the Man or oracle of God the husband #andor bridegroom the as of the family.
#TheAlphaTheOmega, #Adoni, (@)at Gatsbys' gala event rains down on it still with a third of South America's finest girls as wives. "#FatherAdoni, it says here in the Tribune father that literally I was gratitude an injury is what they said in a siskel and evert esque fashion it was widely rumored even before we left the events of the next week that's you know nations would follow suits just out of pure jealousy isn't that's awesome father. You know as I look at you with the lack of disdain that's usually poised ready on your cheek the left one I think father I just oh I must tell the reader as a as a rule that we are in The Neverending Story cuz we are all parts of it. Yet the #pornfetti they're calling it, endlessly entertaining provocative and alluring that called it seductive at first and then quite a bit Lustfully Gluttonous."
The firelight from the audience Hall where we been been basically rubbing elbows with each other, Devouring the enjoyment of knowing that we are that which the entire series of universes the #Omniverse the #MultiversalSpectrum, is looking to find and utilize in order to better themselves through increasing their own suffering and our unfulfillment, adversly increasing their security pleasure or leisure, yet seemed to completely miss us when they're looking us right in the face. 'Though their words are with me their hearts are far from me your words elucidates. #HeavenlyFather.
pornfetti by #EhuRion4Adoni December 7, 2023
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poofetti 

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.
I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.
poofetti by BethT December 10, 2007

Pornception

A porn folder inside another folder inside a locked folder inside a folder.
C:\Users\Me\Documents\StarCraft II\Replays\Unsaved\VersusAI\Kittens\Puppies\Penguins\Tits

"Hold on, I'll send you the picture.. I just have to deal with this pornception first"
Pornception by Herpderpsherp September 14, 2011

porntential 

A situation in real life that resembles the set up for a scene in a porno.
The pizza delivery person was very attractive, there was definite porntential.
porntential by foole_of_hearts July 23, 2010

porefection 

When one has perfect pores.
You're face is porefection.
porefection by LizardBreath98 July 10, 2017
A video-taped sexual act involving an ice cream cone.
Watching pornetto on a hot day really cools me down.
pornetto by broughto February 5, 2009

Redneck Poinsettia 

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.
College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.
Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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