poinsettia

to have sex with a girl while on her period, then pull out and slap her on the face with your dick. Leaving a red poinsettia on her face.

Yo B, did you see me straight 'poinsettia' that bitch last night?

poinsettia by Poinsettia lover January 26, 2010

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Poinsettia and Lily

People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.

Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to show up twice a year?

Poinsettia and Lily by littlecoconuthead January 9, 2008

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Redneck Poinsettia

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.

College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.

Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009