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to have sex with a girl while on her period, then pull out and slap her on the face with your dick. Leaving a red poinsettia on her face.

Yo B, did you see me straight 'poinsettia' that bitch last night?

poinsettia by Poinsettia lover January 26, 2010

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Poinsettia and Lily

People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.

Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to show up twice a year?

Poinsettia and Lily by littlecoconuthead January 9, 2008

Related Words

poinsettia • Poinsettia and Lily • Redneck Poinsettia • Poinsetta • pointsettia • poonsetta

Redneck Poinsettia

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.

College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.

Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009

poonsetta

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.

did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!

poonsetta by jacken ape May 11, 2009

pointsettia

Noun: A female of visible African decent, particularly one with multi- and or brightly colored extensions.

Look at pointsettia. Them red braids is in full bloom.

pointsettia by MtGn April 23, 2008

Poinsetta

a plant

This room is a little bare, you know what would look great in here (what says the person originally being spoken to)... A poinsetta

Poinsetta by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003

poinsetta

When a white girl sits on a Mexican's face on Christmas Eve.

Amy gave me a poinsetta for Christmas.

poinsetta by ponch June 1, 2013

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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