penguins 

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

penguins by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

penguins 

The all time greatest NHL team that plays in Pittsburgh. Mario Lemieux is the captain, owns, and plays for the Pens.

Two time, back to back Stanley Cup champions in 1991 & 1992.

penguins by CJ Henry April 1, 2004

penguins 

A group of business men

Guy1:Hey man look at those penguins all over there!

Guy2:Dude what are you talking about we're in baltimore?

Guy:1 Yeah over there in the black suits... see how they all look the same and waddle.

penguins by RobsterMan January 7, 2008

penguins 

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

penguins by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

penguins 

penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!

AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!

penguins by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005

penguins 

a hockey team that whines and moans about everything that goes against them, so much that finally the cowardly nhl gives in an institutes the 'penguins rule', a rule where every time a penguins player is touched the other team is whistled for a penalty.

jeez, that kid whines about everyhting, he must be a member of the pittsburgh penguins!

penguins by bobbbbo June 19, 2008

penguins 

A code name to see if someone was actually drunk the night before. A word that is used for theses purposes. Many others have formed from this such as squirrel, turtle, etc...

"Hey Meredith, remember that conversation last night?"
"PENGUINS!"
"Wow, really thought you were gone, but I guess not!" :)

penguins by braceface:) February 2, 2009