Cools on Ice is used to describe
something as cool but really it is the opposite/ is nerdy. This
definition comes from the phrase itself, the phrase is obviously uncool but strangely cool at the same time.
When the phrase is said it is usually the
case for the person he or she is with, to say Coolio. This is to show agreement with what the person is saying.
1) Those maroon and
mustard bow-
ties look cools on ice.
2) Person 1: "I can do a roly-poly in my room with out hitting my head on the
wall!"
Person 2: "Cools on Ice!!!"
Person 1: "I know, Coolio!"