cools is the word used when young, Japanese girls refuse to refer to one person. "cools" can be a signal that the girl you are talking to wants to talk to you, but wants you to initiate conversation first. It can also be used when a conversation is dying, and is a signal that the girl in question wishes to continue said conversation. Henceforth, be very careful when proceeding.
"Hey do you see my new bike?"
"Yeah, its awesome!"
"Yeah, i got it for my birthday."
"Cools"
Girl#1: I saw Veronica at a party with the preps and she's a major soccer player and now she's sitting at the lunch table with the nerds.
Girl#2:She's such a cools.
Cools on Ice is used to describe something as cool but really it is the opposite/ is nerdy. This definition comes from the phrase itself, the phrase is obviously uncool but strangely cool at the same time.
When the phrase is said it is usually the case for the person he or she is with, to say Coolio. This is to show agreement with what the person is saying.
1) Those maroon and mustard bow-ties look cools on ice.
2) Person 1: "I can do a roly-poly in my room with out hitting my head on the wall!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*