Kittens

fluffy little homies, that make good companions.

those kittens were so cute i went home and cried for two hours.

by Charity Jule October 31, 2009

Kittens

A mini version of the cat, kittens are usually small and docile. Most find them cute but kittens can also get into a bit of trouble as they are only babies.

Kittens are baby cats

by Loki's Warrior February 18, 2015

Kittens

Little fluffy demons that hide under your bed and swipe at your legs when you walk by.

Beware of kittens

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 2, 2019

Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!

by LuaGunsX December 23, 2022

Kittens

Adjective;
A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish."
-Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

by A girl with kaleidoscope eyes April 29, 2011

Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.

Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!

by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016