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downloading the floppy

Beating The Meat To Computer Porn
my dad was caught downloading the floppy.

downloading the firmware 

Like texting while driving wasn't bad enough, Tom was downloading the firmware with the other hand!
downloading the firmware by stavio November 17, 2011

Downloading the Latest Software

to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"

downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.
I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

Downloading the nancy 

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.
Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.
Downloading the nancy by anonymous February 24, 2025

Downloading the nancy 

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.
Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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