Pornalike

An actor/actress active in porn which could be your dead ringer.

Mandingo is my pornalike. Well, except down there.

Devinn Lane is my ex-girlfriends pornalike btw

by Gackt. August 22, 2008

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012

Pornflakes

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornolize

Insertion of dirty language into normal script

by jms October 25, 2002

pornalise

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

by V G September 10, 2007

Pornalities

Plural of "Pornality" (see definition).

Pornalities are words or expressions formed by fusing an older saying (usually trite or banal) with a new element to form a new meaning, usually more risque or graphic:

Examples:

With simple juxtaposition: "What can I do for you?" becomes, "What can I do you for?"

Fusion (sometimes called portmanteau) of two words:

TV's Bart Simpson fused CRAP + FANTASTIC and got CRAPTASTIC.

Said the hooker to the john: "It's a business doing pleasure with you."

Said the john: "And I love the fact that you observe all the Pornalities."

by al-in-chgo May 15, 2010

Pornaoke

when you sing karoke while a porn movie is playing in the background.

OMG I WENT TO PORNAOKE LAST NIGHT AND I GOT SOME FREE CONDOMS!!!!

by DIRTYGIRL210 August 17, 2010