Pornafied

When individuals are in a situation that would commonly be found in a pornographic film and it seems highly unlikely that anything sexual will occur, but it does anyway.
i.e. paying the sexy pizza girl with lovin' instead of money

I walked into a room at this party and two chicks were making out. Jokingly I asked if I could join them to make it less awkward. Bowm chicka wow wow, I was totally pornafied, threesome style!

Pornafied by Porno Italiano October 18, 2007

ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.

1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet

ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018

parafied 

terrified to the point of paralysis

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister

parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

pornalized 

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

Parnabied 

The act of being shot, most likely in a gym class, by an authority figure in a school building.

Student 1: We fuck I really hope we don’t get Parnabied today.

Student 2: Actually i’d be oddly okay with it.

Parnabied by It sucks to be a CSU Ram November 8, 2018

Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.

Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.

Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Ponified 

When hair has been styled into the form of a ponytail.

I saw John the other day, and nearly threw up.
Why?
He's ponified his hair!

Ponified by TheOne23 April 8, 2007