Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

Cornalized by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

pornalized 

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

Conanized 

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

Conanized by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

Coronalized 

A bourgeois word for “infected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.

Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot.

Coronalized by MathPlus October 2, 2021

coronasized 

Being laid off from a job due to economic effects of the Corona virus

I got coronasized from my company after it lost 90-percent of sales following the Covid-19 quarantine.

coronasized by B Wry Spin August 12, 2020

Coinalized 

The act of turning something into a coin.

He coinalized that dirt.

Coinalized by 123goat March 31, 2022

coronarized

(adj) someone who carries out specific behaviors as a result of their fear and panic toward the coronavirus.

Damn, look at all the toilet paper that woman is buying. She’s been coronarized!

coronarized by wordyNwise April 3, 2020