A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

penalized by The President show May 27, 2017

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pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

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penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

penilised by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

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penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

penilized by word warlock October 2, 2010

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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