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1. A potato that has gone thorough the process of teleportation.
2. A very very uncommon term for ones buttocks used only by people named Kameron.
2. A very very uncommon term for ones buttocks used only by people named Kameron.
1. Boy: Where the heck did my lunch go!? Girl: It must have been a portato.
2. Kameron: Son of @#$%&!!! The dog bit me in the portato!
2. Kameron: Son of @#$%&!!! The dog bit me in the portato!
by RedHerring1290 May 21, 2011
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