proroast 

A professional ("pro") who at the same time exhibits the characteristics of a sweaty, foolish and abrasive individual ("roast").

"Oh man, my lazy-ass lawyer is charging me like $150 an hour just to help me divorce my bitch wife."
"What a proroast."

proroast by LBC 2009! September 14, 2009

ProkRoast

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A prok loin joint or prok loin roast is a larger section of the loin which is roasted. It can take two forms: 'bone in', which still has the loin ribs attached, or 'boneless', which is often tied with butchers string to prevent the roast from falling apart.

-Hey Jerry, hows the ProkRoast?

-It tastes great honey!

ProkRoast by Matthew Goursen August 29, 2017

prorastanate 

To procrastinate while doing something a Rastafarian might do: smoke a blunt, get dreadlocks, play reggae music, smoke a blunt, smoke a blunt, move to Ethiopia, hail Jah, smoke a blunt, etc.

Me: Holy french fries, this assignment sucks.
Random idiot: Whatever shall you do about it?
Me: Prorastanate *moves to Ethiopia*

prorastanate by Wonaldo April 22, 2008