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porktastic 

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).
'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'
porktastic by Tandy February 10, 2006

porkestra 

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...
porkestra by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.
Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009

pyrobeastialitynecrophilia 

"when you fuck dead animals while there on fire"
"i found out the real reason my dog died because my neighbor is a pyrobeastialitynecrophilia"
"dude come over with a lighter im taking care of my girlfriends dog perform some pyrobeastialitynecrophilia"

pookbeatle 

Best person alive, never fails to make you smile, is extremely talented, and is so so pretty!! Anyone who gets to be her friend is so so so lucky, and if they don’t cherish her, I’m throwing hands. Her laugh is contagious, and I’d do anything to see a smile like hers. She’s also very humorous! (Ily (/∇\*) o○♡)
Pookbeatle haahahahh!! She’s so funny!

Oh there she goes again, pookbeatle is crying over the severance again!

Pookbeatle, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BOMBED!!
pookbeatle by Anonymousducky October 7, 2022

porkenstein 

Someone who is clever, yet obese.
"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'
porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007