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porktastic
porktastic by Tandy February 10, 2006
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porkestra
1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.
2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
porkestra by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010
Portubeast
(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area
(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.
Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.
Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009
pyrobeastialitynecrophilia
"i found out the real reason my dog died because my neighbor is a pyrobeastialitynecrophilia"
"dude come over with a lighter im taking care of my girlfriends dog perform some pyrobeastialitynecrophilia"
"dude come over with a lighter im taking care of my girlfriends dog perform some pyrobeastialitynecrophilia"
pyrobeastialitynecrophilia by keeganv February 1, 2009
pookbeatle
Best person alive, never fails to make you smile, is extremely talented, and is so so pretty!! Anyone who gets to be her friend is so so so lucky, and if they don’t cherish her, I’m throwing hands. Her laugh is contagious, and I’d do anything to see a smile like hers. She’s also very humorous! (Ily (/∇＼*) o○♡)
Pookbeatle haahahahh!! She’s so funny!
Oh there she goes again, pookbeatle is crying over the severance again!
Pookbeatle, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BOMBED!!
Oh there she goes again, pookbeatle is crying over the severance again!
Pookbeatle, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BOMBED!!
pookbeatle by Anonymousducky October 7, 2022
porkenstein
porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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