porkpit 

(pohrk-pit): noun - the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals.

I would love to put my penis inside of her porkpit.

porkpit by JohnnyBanger May 27, 2009

Commander Porktits 

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

Commander Porktits by LizardKing December 17, 2012

porkpie 

a hat

The rude boys all sportin their porkpie caps.

porkpie by zenchop May 16, 2009

Porkpetual (motion) 

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).

Porkpetual (motion) by Pöspi maxi November 4, 2019

porkpie 

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.

The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.

Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.

Can be abbreviated to 'pied.

More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.

J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy

porkpie by MS March 27, 2005

pornpity 

the guilty or shame of being caught after watching porn

Andrew felt pornpity after his girlfriend caught him beating off to the porn he was watching in his room.

pornpity by SiriusDawg2014 April 6, 2011

Porpith

A large terrestrial mammal with a lisp, often associated with the hippopotamus family. They're most commonly found by naive travelers of East Africa mistaking a porpith for a hissing snake.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear that hissing sound coming from that family of hippopotamuses?"

Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."

Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"

Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"

Porpith by Steven Anthony Lawrence July 3, 2016