porkpit
porkpit by JohnnyBanger May 27, 2009
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Commander Porktits
Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.
Commander Porktits by LizardKing December 17, 2012
porkpie
Porkpetual (motion)
Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.
Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).
Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).
Porkpetual (motion) by Pöspi maxi November 4, 2019
porkpie
Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.
The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to 'pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to 'pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
pornpity
Andrew felt pornpity after his girlfriend caught him beating off to the porn he was watching in his room.
pornpity by SiriusDawg2014 April 6, 2011
Porpith
A large terrestrial mammal with a lisp, often associated with the hippopotamus family. They're most commonly found by naive travelers of East Africa mistaking a porpith for a hissing snake.
Jim: "Hey, did you hear that hissing sound coming from that family of hippopotamuses?"
Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."
Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"
Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"
Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."
Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"
Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"
Porpith by Steven Anthony Lawrence July 3, 2016
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