Porkpatious 

When one is obsessed or addicted to pork, ham, or bacon

Dude at Christmas I felt so porkpatious, I ate the whole ham.

Porkpatious by Yla buff May 30, 2020

Pornatious 

When something that is not explicitly shown to be adult content can be interpreted to be seemingly adult.

"This piece of text is rather pornatious."

Pornatious by Words_That_NEED_To_Exist October 29, 2023

Portiatiously 

When the gibberish ramblings of a high person sound like real words

Alex babbled portiatiously when the edible hit

Portiatiously by Wheatzilopochtli June 4, 2021