The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).
He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.
by Omni November 14, 2003
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someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.
so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go one did.
by Riley Fresh March 10, 2009
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A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.
He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.
by DWMlives December 13, 2010
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The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
by FischerBoom1 May 19, 2011
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My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!
Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!
by JKD February 24, 2003
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When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple
"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*
by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018
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Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to
I can sit on command
by Dexco January 15, 2018
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