porkpie

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.

The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.

Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.

Can be abbreviated to 'pied.

More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy
by MS March 27, 2005
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M-C

The most assfaced person of all times, very gay and n00bish.


YOU SUCK!
=J= M-C came to my house yesterday
-L- OMG john, you are a grade-A tosser!
=J= I know :-(
by MS January 30, 2005
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McD's

In the sea of possible abbreviations for McDonald's, this is clearly the best one.
D: So, I was wondering and all, what d'you guys wanna do for lunch?
M: I'm thinkin McD's?
D: Nice one!
by MS March 27, 2005
mugGet the McD'smug.

braindent

The name of an incredibly gay website. Although, the author has an enormous shlong and has one eyebrow.
Analgravy. Scabtits.
by MS December 17, 2004
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bomb sauce

noun:

the resulting human material (non-living) after a united states attack on "Iraq" or, insert middle-eastern-flavor-of-the-month "here".
Hank: Damn y'all check all that bomb sauce.
by MS March 09, 2004
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rubbash

The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.
OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!
by MS March 27, 2005
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snowploughed

The process whereby one's own plans are shunted aside to make way for what someone else wants to do. The offender's act(s) can often go unnoticed, and "snowploughed" can be uttered (most commonly as an interjection) to make them (and anyone else around who will listen) realise just how appalling their selfishness really is.
M: So you guys want to go to McD's?
All: Yeah, why not
(Enter S)
S: Let's all go somewhere completely different for lunch today!
All: Yeah, why not
M: *sigh* .. snowploughed
by MS March 27, 2005
mugGet the snowploughedmug.