Porpith

A large terrestrial mammal with a lisp, often associated with the hippopotamus family. They're most commonly found by naive travelers of East Africa mistaking a porpith for a hissing snake.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear that hissing sound coming from that family of hippopotamuses?"

Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."

Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"

Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"

Porpith by Steven Anthony Lawrence July 3, 2016

Poopith 

Explosive Poop coming out of your bunghole.

Andrea chuckled so hard, she went poopith.

Poopith by Joe Frazia November 25, 2007

pornithologist 

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

pornithologist by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Pornithology 

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.

Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.

Pornithology by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006

pornithosis 

a state of the mind getting dull after a prolonged watching of blue films.

A chronic addict of porn films, it is but natural of him to grinch about pornithosis all the while.

pornithosis by uttam maharjan February 1, 2010

porpishork 

1. The large volume of ambergris expelled from the innards of large aquatic mammals.

2. Blatant petty theft perpetrated by large aquatic mammals.

3. The extreme intellectual and verbal abuse of a person whose ethnicity is that of mexico, alaska, hawaii, and california and whose ancestors from the aforementioned places lived within a few miles of the ocean.

Hey Kevin, what's your obsession with porpishork?

porpishork by Xonide December 15, 2007

pornithologist 

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.

UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.

pornithologist by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018