porkpie 

a hat

The rude boys all sportin their porkpie caps.

porkpie by zenchop May 16, 2009

porkpie 

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.

The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.

Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.

Can be abbreviated to 'pied.

More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.

J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy

porkpie by MS March 27, 2005

porkpie 

vagina

Her porkpie is soo hairy.

porkpie by Anonymous October 17, 2003

porkpie 

ladies vagina after festival. Crunchy on the outside, like jelly on the inside

my porkpies a bit itchy

porkpie by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003

porkpie chomp 

a vagina that is crusty on the outside and then loads of jelly before you get to the meat

i tell you what licking out that bitch is like having a porkpie chomp

porkpie chomp by the chomp November 13, 2011

Alabama pork pie 

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

porkie pies by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011