porchcock

Porchcock doesn't really mean anything its just used for when you get mad and u call people a porchcock. I like the word because I made it, it is pretty much a different word for bitch I guess lmao

Starbucks: sorry we can't give you a free coffee
Me: your such a porchcock

by From grade six or middle schoo June 12, 2018

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

porchdick

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.

Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.

by uncthegreatest40 March 8, 2015

porchcore

genre of music. in reference to artists that you could envision playing on the front porch as opposed to their garage or a smoky bar. involving acoustic guitar, perhaps banjo, or slide guitar and vocals.

not hard enough to be hardcore, not pornographic enough to be considered softcore....

*please do not confuse porchcore with country music.

Jack Johnson's music is porchcore.

by carolinagirl September 29, 2007

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

Popchock

One who has ultimate beer pong skills

Andrew is a total Popchock! Hes just won another round!

by Lissy0024 September 16, 2007

porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004