porchcoon 

Like a porch monkey but little nigger on a porch eating or stirring in trash.

Look at that porchcoon eyeing the dumpster.

porchcoon by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

porchcore 

genre of music. in reference to artists that you could envision playing on the front porch as opposed to their garage or a smoky bar. involving acoustic guitar, perhaps banjo, or slide guitar and vocals.

not hard enough to be hardcore, not pornographic enough to be considered softcore....

*please do not confuse porchcore with country music.

Jack Johnson's music is porchcore.

porchcore by carolinagirl September 29, 2007

porchmonkey 

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by President Browe January 5, 2011

porchcock

Porchcock doesn't really mean anything its just used for when you get mad and u call people a porchcock. I like the word because I made it, it is pretty much a different word for bitch I guess lmao

Starbucks: sorry we can't give you a free coffee
Me: your such a porchcock

porchcock by From grade six or middle schoo June 12, 2018

porchmonkey 

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.

porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008