porchcore 

genre of music. in reference to artists that you could envision playing on the front porch as opposed to their garage or a smoky bar. involving acoustic guitar, perhaps banjo, or slide guitar and vocals.

not hard enough to be hardcore, not pornographic enough to be considered softcore....

*please do not confuse porchcore with country music.

Jack Johnson's music is porchcore.

porchcore by carolinagirl September 29, 2007

porchress 

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

porchress by ROtown August 16, 2014

porchose a bible 

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

porchose a bible by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

Porncore 

A genre of music that all lyrics are just about fucking - literally every single line is about dick and fucking. Has to be over techno and whiny emo sound.

A new genre of music, Porncore, created my CrankThatFrank 2016

Porncore by LokeyTheWolf July 27, 2016

porchcock

Porchcock doesn't really mean anything its just used for when you get mad and u call people a porchcock. I like the word because I made it, it is pretty much a different word for bitch I guess lmao

Starbucks: sorry we can't give you a free coffee
Me: your such a porchcock

porchcock by From grade six or middle schoo June 12, 2018

Pornocore 

A small, unpopular death metal sub-genre. Basically grindcore with very explicit, violent, sexual, inaudible screamed lyrics and super fast guitars and drumming. Sounds extremely scary and should only be heard heard by people with very experienced ears that have listened to the heaviest of metal. The album artworks are brutal enough to make a 10-year-old vomit. Search it up on YouTube if you like.

*scary sounding guitars and weird farting noises coming from son's room* mother: "What the hell is that noise??" son: "I don't even fucking know, i just searched for gory porno on google and it took me here! I'M SORRY!" *son shoots himself* narrator: "Kids, pornocore is only intended for hardcore audiences."

Pornocore by PsychSic6 May 15, 2012

Porchcrawler

A mixed alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, gin, and (pink) lemonade. The sweetness of the lemonade combats the bitter taste associated with alcohol. If made properly, the deliciousness will deceive you and you can get absolutely fucked without realizing that you're ingesting a deadly concoction. Similar to spiked fruit punches, porchcrawler is usually made in large batches.

Shawn: Who's down to pitch in $10? I'm thinking of making some porchcrawler for pregame before tonight's kegger

Billy: I had a cup and a half of porchcrawler from last night and I didn't even end up getting to the party because I was so wasted.

Natalie: Mmmm.. WTF is this shit? It tastes SOO good!
** chugs 2 cups; 10 min later**
Chloe: Look at that bitty crawling on the porch. She looks so helpless!
Megan: It's funny because she probably had some of Shawn's porchcrawler, that shit gets you fucked!

Porchcrawler by slothluv October 4, 2013