A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 9, 2020