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Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012

Pollacked 

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.
I totally pollacked her face, man.
Pollacked by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007

penjacked 

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.
Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!
penjacked by Alex Dres November 8, 2007

prejacked 

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
prejacked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

pollacked 

To try to rip someone off in a fantasy baseball trade.
The guy who offered me Jhonny Peralta for Carl Crawford thought I'd fall for getting pollacked.
pollacked by Pete the Pirate December 9, 2008

padJacked 

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.
OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.