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Pornjacked
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?
Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.
Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.
Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.
Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.
Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012
Related Words
popjacked • poojacked • penjacked • pollacked • padJacked • Popsocked • Pornjacked • prejacked • Uber pooljacked • pony jacked
Pollacked
Pollacked by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007
prejacked
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
prejacked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016
pollacked
pollacked by Pete the Pirate December 9, 2008
padJacked
When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.
padJacked by Clearly Misunderstood April 19, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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