penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.

Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!

by Alex Dres November 8, 2007

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

penjack

verb: the act of getting your pen stolen

My friggin boss penjacked me!

by Trx Al July 2, 2007

prejacked

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

Pencayked

A medical term for when a man or woman (usually a man) begins to grows large breasts and the nipple begins to expand to resemble a pancake. In some cases the nipple can start to blend into the skin or even become disfigured or discoloured.
Not to be confused with the puff marshmallow effect.

Dude, Steve took his shirt off the other day and his nipples were pencayked. That fat cunt needs to stop eating.

by Dr. McDon November 26, 2011