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Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012
Related Words
When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.
Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA
popjacked by GudLdr October 3, 2015
verb: the act of getting your pen stolen
penjack by Trx Al July 2, 2007

prejacked 

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
prejacked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

Pen Jacked 

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.
"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

Pencayked 

A medical term for when a man or woman (usually a man) begins to grows large breasts and the nipple begins to expand to resemble a pancake. In some cases the nipple can start to blend into the skin or even become disfigured or discoloured.
Not to be confused with the puff marshmallow effect.
Dude, Steve took his shirt off the other day and his nipples were pencayked. That fat cunt needs to stop eating.
Pencayked by Dr. McDon November 26, 2011