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Pornjacked
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?
Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.
Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.
Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.
Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.
Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012
Related Words
penjacked • padJacked • Pencayked • penjack • poojacked • popjacked • Pornjacked • prejacked • pen jockey • pony jacked
prejacked
Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!
prejacked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016
Pen Jacked
Pen Jacked by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012
Pencayked
A medical term for when a man or woman (usually a man) begins to grows large breasts and the nipple begins to expand to resemble a pancake. In some cases the nipple can start to blend into the skin or even become disfigured or discoloured.
Not to be confused with the puff marshmallow effect.
Not to be confused with the puff marshmallow effect.
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