poojacked

When you have to cut a run short to hurry back home and go number two. Or if you have to cut a run short because you pooped in your pants.

My run was poojacked at mile 3. Had to turn around and almost most didn't make it.

by Abrocka February 15, 2021

Spoojacked

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

poojack

To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.

I poojacked while I was on the john

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

Pollacked

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.

I totally pollacked her face, man.

by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007